"Black Roses"

Okay. Here we go- Another stupid day, another stupid movie.
Today I'll be summarizing a wonderful little film called Black Roses. That's two movies in two days folks- now thats devotion- I hope you enjoy yourselves.
Black Roses takes place in a quiet midwestern town called Mill Basin. All the teenagers in the town really love this totally tubular rock band called Black Roses, but all the square old people and town leaders think that the band is EVIL!!! Black Roses decides to play four consecutive nights in Mill Basin to launch their very first tour and all HELL breaks loose! The parents and church groups and civic leaders in the town try to protest, insisting they are tools of satan and conduits of evil, but all the kids insist that the band is like so totally righteous and radical to the max. The mayor steps in and says that the concerts will go on as scheduled, but with the concert dates getting nearer and nearer, strange things start happening in Mill Basin- you know- when one of the rowdy teens decides to paint the town red, the can of red paint he is going to use mysteriously bursts into flames when he opens it- that kind of thing.
The night of the first concert the mayor and many of the parents and teachers decide to check out the band to see just how demonic their performance will be. The band comes on, plays some pretty tame generic cock rock, and satisfied that the band isn't as menacing as they expected, the parents leave. They next day the usually peaceful town continues to see strange occurrences and behavior. The students seem lackluster and even sometimes violent, record players start turning themselves on and off at whim, rubber monsters start popping out of stereo speakers and eating parents, stuff like that. The night of the second concert the band holds a satanic ceremony in their dressing room before the show and afterwards the kids are totally out of control. They start running around smashing windows, getting into fights, even kissing one another and using foul language. A few of the youngsters even start going around seducing their elders and murdering their parents.
The town's English teacher begins to suspect that Black Roses' music must be behind the suspicious behavior, and decides to go to their third concert and see what's really going on. Unfortunately he goes to the library first to do some research on devil worship and falls asleep. The mayhem continues. The town's young girls keep dressing like common tramps and trollops, and all the kids keep going around killing people. When the teacher wakes up the next day he realizes that one of the students in particular has been committing some really heinous acts. Julie used to be his prize student, but now she's gone and killed her stepfather and the teacher's ex-girlfriend. When Julie shows up at the teacher's door, he invites her in and starts to ask her what's wrong with her- but she has other ideas. She decides to try to seduce him and when he refuses she turns into a really ugly plastic demon. He beats her head with a tennis racket and then stabs her in the chest with a table leg. Now he knows somethings up!
The teacher goes to the gas station, fills up a portable gas can, and takes it with him to the fourth concert. He succeeds in sneaking the into the concert- but somehow gets caught when, in clear view of the entire audience, he starts dumping the gasoline on the stage. The band members grab the teacher and hold him back as the leader singer, Damien, reaches back and pulls off his mullet wig to reveal that... he's BALD!!! Then Damien turns into a demon, along with the rest of the band. For some reason making the transformation to a plastic demon takes a quite a while, leaving the teacher ample time to set the spilled gasoline ablaze. Damien and the rest of the band catch on fire so- they pick up their instruments and start playing instead of trying to escape. As the band goes up in smoke, the town's youngsters snap back to their senses and run out of the theater, not remembering any of the evil deeds they've committed over the past few days.
All seems right with the world and we thank our lucky stars that the teacher was able to burn the evil band alive, but then the film fast forwards six months. Some of the survivors in Mill Basin are watching the news and an entertainment report comes on announcing that after a six month hiatus the band Black Roses will be playing Madison Square Garden in New York City before continuing their tour in Europe. Heaven help us!
The End.